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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As far as I can tell, the government said nothing, it was just a staff member from the zoo.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I'll resist the urge to make the joke that they're probably the same thing because yeah I definitely misread. Glad they're not putting people in bear costumes though. Probably.