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fuck the tests (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Real programmers test in production.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You mean like this?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They were under a lot of pressure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They were under a lot of pressure.

It was sink or swim.

[–] Honytawk 8 points 3 months ago

No time to cave in

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You mean like this?

Or like this?

What does that mean, 'To play us out'?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Users will test, don't waste your energy.