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You had me at "locomotive". Name it Sisyphus.

Personally I think we should put big weights on pulleys in every high rise, like a grandfather clock.

How big? Seems like you would need quite a bit of weight to store any useful amount. Using this calculator: https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/physics/gravitational-potential.php and assuming my values are right, if you had something the size of a bus (16,000 kg) pulled up through something as tall as the Empire State Building (380 m roof height), you'd get about 16.56 kWh, which isn't all that much. I think a typical EV battery size is about 40 kWh in comparison. With hydro storage on the other hand, you can store a shit ton of water in a reservoir without any major constraints besides the overall size, which is massive.

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That's a good idea. They already have shafts that have the capacity for big weights as well

Could the weight be integrated with a tuned mass damper?

Water is overwhelmingly easier to move up and down, and you need a lot of mass to make it viable.