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Explain.
Freight elevator shaft (boring, no one uses anymore), biiiiiiigggg grand piano, cartoon cat on massive, convoluted, downward-sloping treadmill
Don't worry he likes it :3
Will his teeth turn into piano keys following the imminent collision? What song will they play?
Can't play ragtime on piano teeth anymore, because of woke
Unsure of the details, still waiting for my grant to get approved
Ideally we would avoid collisions cuz its unpleasant for everyone involved, especially the cat
Would set it up at the end so he narrowly escapes