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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)
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[–] luciferofastora 2 points 2 months ago

...contingent on having built that memory from years of practice. I don't know if there's any instrument I can imagine Trump playing, aside from tooting his own horn even when there's nothing to toot about.