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When I hear Americans say shit like Keebler Elf and Gerber Baby I'm like "What the fuck?"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The virgin Burger King vs the chad Hungry Jack

Is Hungry Jack like a character in the ads? I'm just picturing a big ol' uncle type Aussie guy named Jack and every ad is just him sitting alone on a couch watching TV going "bloody hell I'm hungry," smash cut to him eating a burger, smash cut to him back on the couch watching TV saying "now I'm not hungry!" and he smiles and there's a cheesy tooth grin effect

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ”grillman ✨

"Hungry Jacks: eat a fuckin' burger or something dickhead"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Showing my age here a bit but back in the day a lot of the throwaway merch you'd get at birthday parties there was distinctly royalty-themed. Looking back it made zero sense without the context but as a kid I didn't even question why we got given cardboard crowns. I guess a lot of the marketing was just imported from the states without thought to the name change.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did Hungry Jack's have the Pokemon movie gold cards in the Pokeballs too? That shit was incredibly tight in grade school

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Oh now you're asking the wrong person. That'd be a bit after my time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I wish! Lmao that would rule