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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Earn your red wings yet?