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When did the dysphoria start, and the feline activity start?
Feline activity: as soon I started coping with my dysphoria
Dysphoria: As early as I can remember
I'm assuming your silliness is also innate
Of course :3
Do you sleep in a box
Thats a misconception, cats love sleeping in beds. Especially with heated and weighted blankets :3
(I love heated blankets :333)
Do you eat dry cheerios and pretend its kibble
Generally speaking cats like me enjoy eating fresh meats and fishes, also occasionally vegetables. Mostly chicken though :3
Do you add gravy and lick them off a plate like its a fresh serving of friskies wet food
Of course :3
do you hunt down flies and bugs within your home with intense vigor?
Nya, too eepy :3
Do you demand pets from everyone you meet or skitter away as soon as someone enters your home
I always demand headpats >:3
Do you prefer headpats or scritches
Always headpats, I also like hugs tho (not all cats do) :3
Do you prefer brush or comb.
Brush :3
Do you own people or do people own you
Neither, I believe in mutual cooperation. At the same time I like being patted and called good girl :3
Do you go around chasing animals or are you too eepy for that nonsense
I absolutely totally do not hunt animals and burn down their homes (and by animals I am specifically not referring to glowies, by their homes I am absolutely not referring to their headquarters) :3
By glowies do you mean CIA agents or temple OS users
CIA, FBI, and general feds
Oh that's so based
Do you hate the FBI, CIA or the IRS the most?
Its a tough choice but I actually despise the ATF the most out of all the three letter glowie organizations. Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store not a federal department.
As a cat do you like firearms or do you prefer traditional teeth, biting and scratching, the way god intended.
God made people, glock made them equal. I personally love firearms and this great quote
-Karl Marx
Excellent quote indeed. What is your favorite instrument of destruction
You cant beat a classic AK-47 but personally my favorite weapon of destruction is whatever weapon thats close enough for me to take.
I dont know why but nothing beats the M14. Its arguably worse than the FAL, and America's worst service rifle, but its made incredibly well, extremely accurate, excellent sights and packs some heat with 7.62 NATO. Early production was furnished in walnut and were such stylish rifles, without being overbearing. If Vietnam was a fashion contest, we woulda won.
FAL is cool and all but it's so cold war generic. Very similar silhouette with the G3, AK, M16, etc. Yucky practical slop 🤮.
Style is nice but anything cheap is good (I don't have a lot of money)
Hi points are hot
I also have a weird softspot for the SKS. Almost instantly outdated, and considered a "junk gun" but cute and has its charm. Very soviet aesthetic. Its weird but works well, and is reliable.
Old Chinese made norinco SKS are plentiful in the us, and are still kicken. Could nab one of those.
My cat loves sleeping in boxes but his fat ass busts them open. He is also kind of weird, he only drinks out of mugs.