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[–] [email protected] 137 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's an anarchist's least favourite tuber? Pro-state-oes.

That's terrible, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

It was terrible yes but it was also so terrible that I laughed and thats good enough

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Ah, fuck! My ideology will never recover from this!

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'm an anarchist and asexual and also autistic and I'll bite you if you touch me. Checkmate, archists.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The funny thing about ace peeps is they think that's a threat

You poor, innocent FOOLS

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, no touching, thanks. I was molested as a child and didn't enjoy it.

If that makes me 'innocent', whatever.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Probably a bad idea to engage with a post about touching prostates then

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm sorry you were molested but you cannot expect strangers to refrain from playing with each other to respect triggers they don't even know exist. I know it sucks, I know it can even feel like physical pain. But they are not psychic and while we did not ask for trauma, it is our responsibility at the end of the day, not theirs. They're just having fun and they should be able to do that.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm anarchist, autistic, and hypersexual, I'll take all the touches that would otherwise go to you.

Protip: Do not bite as a self-defense. for some of us, it's just a different form of kiss.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Nope. Not me, either. Better leave my prostate alone. Don't even touch that. nooo, that would be terrible. Whoops, look at that soap there on the floor... Better get that before someone slips....

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always tried to comment as though somebody I knew personally was snooping on my account but you are about to make me lose it. Stop being contagiously horny 😡

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (57 children)

Stop ! ! ! !😭😭😭😭😭

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[–] WaylandHater26 17 points 2 months ago

I want problems always wooow!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well played. Well played.

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