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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

There's some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as "DopeSalad"

Thats not even CLOSE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

They're now in newspaper format again, if that helps!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Search for their article on "Habitrail for Humanity" - it's my favorite.