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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not even American but I've already voted for Joe Biden several times. Just wrote the name down on pieces of paper and mailed them off. Adressed them to Joe Biden too, so that shit counts double. Put some extra stamps on them, and that's exponential growth in the number of times I voted for him. I'm practically a swing state of my own, the way I'm swinging my massive votes around.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'm very afraid some maga is going to read this comment and take it seriously.