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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Totally.

My mom would always ask, "Why didn't you walk away?" And I would respond "I get suspended either way, at least this way everyone knows not to fuck with me."

I am so glad I haven't had to hit someone in a long time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That, and have you ever tried to "walk away" when there are like five people chasing you with the intent of beating you up? Good luck with that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

JFK should have just walked away from Lee Harvey Oswald instead of encouraging him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Oswald was only doing it to get a rise out of him. Kennedy should have been the bigger man. Really, he's just as culpable for giving Oswald the reaction he wanted.