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I never understood the appeal of scratch offs, 100k? If you gotta dream, dream big, play the lottery
Instant gratification is a hellava drug
The keno addicts at the bar i work at are wild. They just keep silently putting in money and watching the drawings. I prefer that to the ones who try to explain their strategies to me or complain that some number appears in every drawing. Or the guy who came in Wednesday night and kept betting $10 that the first pitch of every at bat of the Mets/Brewers game was gonna be a strike. It's bleak.
Our national betting company has started showing "stimulated" football games for people to bet on, with screens showing highlighted actions and all... It's so depressing.
“No, you don’t understand! I have an angle!”
I remember hearing a story like twenty years ago about a person that figured out that serial number were disclosing payouts. They would buy a bunch, find the winners, scratch them, then return the losers for their money back. I think I heard about it on a planet money or this American life ages and ages ago.
Who in their right mind is accepting returns of lottery tickets, scratched or not????
Store clerks who just want to get through their shift without committing battery upon their customers and are definitely not paid enough to deal with that shit.
Not paid enough to say "no refunds" but given the ability to authorize giving out money for unofficial reasons? If it's unauthorized, then they're essentially stealing cash and assuming an extremely high risk of getting fired to avoid confrontation.
I've never worked a gas station, but I've worked fast food and I would have been fired soooo fast if I were giving out unauthorized refunds. Maybe even prosecuted if the amount was large enough. I've seen people fired for less.
I work at a gas station that does food, and we can refund almost anything at the whim of the cashier, sure there should be a reason, but you don't ask a manager or whatever you just do it if it's the right thing.
Lotto on the other hand belongs with things like phone credit and fuel. If the system even lets you, it's going to log it and management will know and expect a good explanation on what the fuck you are doing.
I just quit after calling the police. Dude said they were too hard to scratch off and wanted his money back. Was dressed to the nines (as was his date), in a seedy movie rental store, trying to return lottery tickets by amicably dropping threats of coming behind the register.
I sure hope his date was impressed. Nobody else was.
Edit: also, this was about 20 years ago, so may very well have been a scam attempt.
I won like $250 on the first scratch off I got with my boyfriend. Broke my reality, I want to try it one more time to see if we'd win anything but I gotta stay safe
One of my best friends buys 4 lottery tickets a week. It's like $20. Definitely worth it for indulging the fantasy.