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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I have dead. Gimme a moment, I'll bring him out.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not dead yet!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You’re not fooling anyone, you’ll be stone dead in a moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Nine pence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hes not quite dead yet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Well, he will be soon he's very ill.