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I wouldn't call that being a prepper. That's just sensible preparation for something like a natural disaster. Preppers think they'll survive whatever their conception of "the big one" is.
I'm neither American nor a native English speaker so take it with a grain of salt.
That's where I'd put the line between a regular prepper and a doomsday prepper.
Not to forget the very elusive Sergent Prepper.
I guess in my mind, 'prepper' is just short for 'doomsday prepper' and it's not the same thing as doing, like I said above, sensible preparation for natural disasters.
Anyone that has been through even a bad blizzard knows it's important to have some basic supplies. Depending on where in the US you live, it would actually be considered unusual and irresponsible to not have some basic preparation for weather and related stuff. Not having a cold-weather car kit and home preparations for losing power in a blizzard in the upper Midwest, for instance, would be considered stupid.
No one thinks tornado shelters are that weird if you live in tornado alley. I'm sure hurricane prone areas probably have their own set of ready prep stuff that would seem weird in other parts of the country.
You're not talking about doomsday preppers.
Yeah that's what I'm saying. The stuff I mentioned is just reasonable preparation for, like... life. Sometimes stuff gets disrupted for unexpected reasons. Like toilet paper during a pandemic lol.
How about the Red Hot Chili Prepper?
Need to apply some Prepper-H after eating Chili Preppers, that's for sure
Yeah I think Dr. Prepper can write a prescription for that
Preppers think the pencil nose accountants will all die screaming in regret while all the high school jv cheerleaders come begging them for help, in full uniform, and everyone finally recognizes how they were right all along.
I have tons of food, a generator and other backup power and a gun, and if shit really hits the fan I know I'm not living 5 minutes longer than everyone less prepared, the resources actually make me a target.
But then again, I have Pge, so it's not doomsday prepping, it's just 'Wednesday, or whenever they next screw up resulting in 100s of deaths, weeks without power, and massive rate hikes resulting in huge bonuses to their upper management'.
Honestly, if the great civilization-ending disaster they think they're prepping for happens, I hope I die in the first wave. I don't have any Mad Max fantasies.
Mad Max fantasies will never equate to Mad Max realities, anyways.
Definitely not. And anyone who thinks that it is the reality isn't going to be Immortan Joe, they're going to be one of the people at the bottom of the cliffs begging for water.
Or a human-shaped piece of sex furniture rented out to the water marauders in exchange for food and supplies. I'll take not making it through the initial disaster, please and thank you!