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[–] [email protected] 38 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I don't think urinating on people in public transport is a good idea. But otherwise, spot on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

What about furious masturbation? Because that happens whether it's a good idea or not.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

When else are you supposed to urinate on people?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

When they ask politely at home, after supper

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Asparagus supper

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

In the privacy of your home? Like a civilized person.