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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have taught my kids to communicate with me solely via email, or via their lawyers.

The secret ingredient is unchecked alcoholism and rampant psychological abuse.

(/s, I don't even have kids)

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Denying their existence is totally on-brand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I have taught my kids to communicate with me entirely in Morse code via blinking.

It's perfect as it's nigh impossible to be interrupted, and back-talk doesn't matter because they look too stupid to even get upset about.