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I usually shit poop or farts. Sometimes both. I've yet to shit apples, but I'm intrigued by your directive. Any advice or procedures you can offer?
Swallow whole apples
I tried, failed, and my disappointment is immeasurable.
I think he means something along the lines of "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree and the shit rolls downhill" or something?
Shit apples
LOL. I need to watch more of that show
It's worth the watch just for the Rickyisms
"I fuckin towed a so!"
Any scene with Robb Wells and John Dunsworth playing off each other is usually gold too
Nah, it's shit-apples and shit-trees. I was just using pedantry as an excuse to make poop jokes.
Side note: the principal where I used to work would say "spotted dogs have spotted puppies," about the kids who didn't stand a chance to avoid a bad situation at school because they were raised by shitty parents.
I also once witnessed him telling a parent, "yes, I know your child is the most special kid at our school and that you're a very special parent, which is why you feel you should be prioritized and why it's okay for you to be rude. But I just need you to remember that I have all of these other special parents *sweeping arm gesture* whose kids are also the most special child at our school. So instead of endangering the other special kids, you're just going to have to be a little bit patient like the wonderful special parent I know you can be." Fucking epic.
Wow. He deserves a medal.