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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Holy shit. I have feet. Does anyone want pictures of a guy's feet? They're big and weirdly shaped.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. Basically the DD's of feet. My wife says I'm not allowed to show them off for free so get our your wallets folks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm a big feet man and damn is it annoying when I go to a rollerskating or ice skating rink and the largest size they rent is 13 :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

You feel my pain. Literally! Last time I had to cram my feet into size 13 ice skates it sucked some of the fun out of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've got a toe shaped like an alien. Maybe that's worth something!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 49 minutes ago

I a small bag of nickels. Tell you what, I'll even throw in a rubber ducky.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm positive there is an audience for men's feet, but if you aren't 5 stars on wikifeet, you'll probably have to market yourself. Study the foot fetish community to find out what the dude foot fan needs more of. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is there any way I can do this without finding out any more about this fetish?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

Hmmm...the problem is, even if you just post pictures at random, you're going to find out unwanted info based on what pics bring in money. Sounds like you'd need a manager!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

I think the estimated by billboard is fucked up but yeah the article seems completely broken