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Anon gives up dating apps (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

THAT I believe 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It's true. My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Confidently approaches lone damsel

My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Fun fact, my SO and I played a fair amount of Soul Caliber when we first started dating. Neither of us like Cervantes.