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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Sucking my best friend’s dick. I’m sorry, but if my friend is having a bad day, giving him a bro-job is not gay.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think they meant the giver.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if they kiss afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a happy experience all round.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Just pretend he's a woman.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I need more friends like you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm generally skeptical of comments on the internet, so almost every time I have read comments like this one that you're reading right now, I've been like "yeah right". Kinda like how "lol" means "laughing out loud" but when you read it online you don't really expect whoever wrote "lol" to have laughed out loud? Anyway, I was drinking coffee, I read your comment, I snorted in laughter, and now my white shirt is full of coffee.

I guess I'm also kinda mad at myself for laughing so hard at such a silly joke. Regardless, have an updoot πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you even say no homo first?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You kind of hum it as you’re sucking, bro says it actually makes the sensation feel better.