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You're a long-toed freak aren't you...? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

All I'm hearing is that you guys have inferior skeletal systems which is completely unrelated to the toe length

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I stub my toes constantly. I also have a longer second toe than big toe. Still have never broken a bone in my feet or anywhere else, for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I simply choose not to stub my toes.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago

That's like saying your eldest kid is the protector. No, you are the responsible adult, it's your job to take care of those little piglets. Protect and take care of your toes like they're the five pairs of identical twin kids of your feet.

If your toes have special needs, there's always steel tipped shoes. 👷👍

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Or that they do kickass stunts that just happen to rely on their extra long 2nd toes.