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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No?

At least in my experience, I've never looked at someone and wondered what their feet look like.

Or realistically, what any covered-up part of them looks like.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Ngl, had me in the first half

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My friend just had part of his toe amputated.

Like an hour ago maybe not even....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you tell by looking at his face?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Not why i commented but I'll answer anyway, i cannot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

So this is who shoes are made for!

Honestly jealous

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (4 children)

is it not supposed to be??

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Without looking into the actual stats, it's so incredibly common it's normal. There are pedantic pros and cons to both; it's trivial. But more people have a second toe shorter than the first.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Feet causing you problems?
Pedantics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sp3tr4l 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry to rain on the parade... but ya'll know that the prefix indicating something pertains to the foot or ankle is pod-, right?

Podiatry. Podiatrist.

Ped- refers to children.

Pediatrician. Pediatrics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait... what is a pedometer counting????

[–] sp3tr4l 1 points 3 days ago

So I looked into this a bit and...

it appears to be based on whether a word is using Latin or Greek as its etymological basis, for words pertaining to feet.

In Latin... it is ped-... but in Greek... it is pod-.

... And, you are correct, English has a mish mash of both.

But also, a lot of English words referring to children use the Greek derived ped- or pedo- to refer to... children.

....Which is why in British English, the spelling 'paed-' is used, to minimize this confusion.

But us clever Americans dropped that, rofl.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Don't listen to them. These weirdos just have extra long foot thumbs

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Culture section of that article is a wild ride. Like phrenology for feet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Indeed but also the carvings and painting are quite nice lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Hello fellow person who can’t wear Birkenstocks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

No, but I will now....

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My mom has longer second toes, and she always said “It’s a sign you’re descended from royalty.” She also said stuff like “An ancestor ran away with an Indian princess” and “We’re descended from Sir Francis Drake” so my mom, though I love her, does not have a fully-functioning bullshit sensor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dunno, kinda sounds like shes bullshitting you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The toe thing was definitely a little tongue-in-cheek, but the other two she seemed to fully believe. When I pointed out that Drake didn’t have any children, or at least not legitimized, she acted confused and said it was something that the family had always said. Well… someone was bullshitting someone!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Are we counting the big toe?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

My own personal no-evidence theory is that if the person has particularly long fingers, their second toe will be longer than their first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I comply with this theory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Hello fellow Mo-Toe-er

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'm one of those. It sucks. I keep breaking them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've only ever broken one bone... And it was the tip of my second toe on my right foot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

All I'm hearing is that you guys have inferior skeletal systems which is completely unrelated to the toe length

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Really? My mortons toe is a good amount longer than my big toe, but neither foots has ever been hurt. Also, my toes are very controllable and I can pick up all sorts of stuff. They're sweet.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a half and half. Left foot has a shorter second toe, right foot has a longer one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

We're gonna need you to pick a side.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What? It’s not like, everyone? Huh. TIL.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah but can you wiggle your little toes independently?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

New form of racism unlocked

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I was always told people with a long second toe have dominant personalities

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