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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Err, no. No, it isn't.

Now I'm thinking about the poor toilet bowl, the mess in the toilet. And how it's definitely gonna be left in the next toilet in a pub I have to visit ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bring your poop knife, you'll be fine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Forget knives. In the UK, the police are so full of shit that they're asking people to hand-in Zombie blades and Machetes. Those poor constipated bastards.