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Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds (phys.org)
submitted 14 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

An ape could though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Oh yeah? Name ONE ape that wrote Shakespeare. Go on I’ll wait

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Billiam Bakesale

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He’s probably got a dumb name, like Bill or Willie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Perhaps even worse: Wobblesticke, Jiggleweapone, stuff like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

BrittneySpeare

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Gyrategun. Shiversword. Vibratevibrator. Fidgetfalchion.