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Drop your most "wtf that's not how the world works" from movies/tv shows. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Pouring gas over everything and lighting it by tossing a lit cigarette into the puddle. It does not work that way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

So you do it with an unlit cigarette? takes notes for doomed insurance fraud attempt

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That one seems intentional. Teaching idiots the wrong way to arson.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You think somebody committed to burning their ex's house or something down will douse the thing in gas, then give up when their lit cigarette does not ignite it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

How should I burn things properly? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Or tossing an entire Zippo lighter into a pool of gasoline. Do you have any idea how much a good Zippo costs?!