this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
384 points (98.0% liked)

Mildly Interesting

17584 readers
4 users here now

This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it's too interesting, it doesn't belong. If it's not interesting, it doesn't belong.

This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh.. what do we know?

Just post some stuff and don't spam.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Menards are stuck to methighs

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

its what a pirate shouts when you kick him in the crotch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A pirate is at a party and a fellow party-goer notices the pirate has a wheel in his pants.

"What's the wheel for," they ask the pirate.

"Arr," replies the pirate, "I don't know, but it be drivin' me nuts."

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Since nobody actually answered the question: Menards is a massive hardware store chain in the Midwest. When I say it's massive, it has everything you could ever need in a hardware store and more. Like there are usually multiple floors, a lumber yard, highly specialized sections, and even a small grocery section with food, pet supplies, clothing, etc. it's definitely the greatest hardware store ever conceived, but unfortunately the man who owns them is batshit crazy in classic Wisconsin fashion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Menards used to be way cheaper than Home Depot but now they're about the same except Home Depots are usuallymuch cleaner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've heard bad shit about where Menards money goes and I know for a fact Home Depot donates to batshit gay conversion bullshit so I only buy at Lowe's if I can.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah the Menards owner is a huge republican asshole. Lowe’s is def the best as far as their politics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You forgot the piano, and the skilled person who is sometimes playing said piano.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Last time I went to the one in St Paul the pianist was doing Steely Dan covers and it was awesome

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aww man I’ve never been to a two-floor+ Menards :( none of the ones around me are (they do have the lumber loft but that hardly counts).

Now I feel like I’m missing out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The Menards close to me has a second floor of their lighting section. That's the only really accessible second level to non-employees though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As someone who's grown up in the Midwest, Menards used to be just a hardware store/lumber yard but in the last 15-20 years really has branched out to more than just a hardware store. Hence the home goods, pet supplies, clothing, groceries, appliances, etc in addition to the hardware store/lumber yard bit. In some ways it's a lot more like Fleet Farm than it is like Home Depot, though Menard's doesn't have the farming supplies and tractor parts and stuff like that which can be found at a Fleet Farm.

Since they made this change, the newer and remodeled stores are the ones with the multiple floors since they need all the floor space. But I remember some of the original and smaller stores were also multiple floors (electrical was typically upstairs), but those might be all gone by now. The one we went to when I was a kid wouldn't be anyway close to being ADA compliant today. That store moved locations and the old building is long gone now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

It's a sort of hardware store that absorbed a Walmart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

a midwestern knockoff of a lowes with some extra product selection you'd find at a walmart or farm store; owned by a far-right, anti-union billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lowe's is a huge chain of pretty good hardware stores in the US. It seems like all the other big names support terrible politics so I always try to go to Lowe's unless I can't find something there and have to go somewhere else. And I go a lot for work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Shoot, I had remained ignorant to that last part until now. Is Lowe's the only big box hardware store I can still support? How about Ace?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My nickname when I went to Cornell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago