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I feel incredibly targeted by this. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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For context, my wife is always criticizing how I don't add enough salt to the dishes I cook. I also have no tats. She does.

But at least you can always add more salt lol

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As someone with dietary gout I'd say be careful what you wish for. You can suffer for a long time, non-mortal, with loads of fucking useless pain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Gout is largely genetic. You can eat like shit and have all the gout-y foods you want if you're not genetically predisposed to it. Your point still stands though. I don't have first-hand experience thankfully, but being fat and out of shape, diabetic, etc., etc., etc., does not look fun.

No offense to you of course, but it just looks miserable from the outside.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks doctor, but in my case it isn't genetic. Now go be a doctor somewhere else please with your 5-minute Googly knowledge. Fucker.