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[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Conservatives: I like [insert obnoxious conservative figurehead] because they tell it like it is, they mean what they say

Also conservatives, sometimes in the same breath: Fake! [obnoxious conservative figurehead] didn't mean that! Taken out of context! 'Tis but a jape!

Jesus fuck the reality distortion field is strong, it's like doublethink but without being a clever social trick to survive, it's just they're that stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I ‘member when the reality distortion field was just a Steve Jobs and Apple thing.

We were such sweet innocent summer children.