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[–] [email protected] -2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

is it where you make up a fake scenario

Yes, that's generally how metaphors work, making a difficult concept easier for people to understand by explaining it in different terms with a hypothetical. I'm glad I could help you learn this.

and then get outrage from it?

Are you talking about the guy you're responding to? He doesn't seem very outraged, to me. Or do you mean the guy posting the screenshot on reddit -- you got "rage" from 'gun control in a nutshell' -- how, exactly? That doesn't sound like frothing at the mouth to me, that sounds like someone making a point.

What a strange comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

are you quiestioning his leadership?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now for some reason I really want to see "Pink Floyd / The Wall" edited into the Walmart font.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

not for men

Don't you tell me what I can and can not stick up my funhole. I thought this was America.

That said, while the natural resting place for Donald Trump's head is inside an asshole -- his own -- I'll pass, I've got better toys already.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

it's almost like people can have shared experiences or something. Wild!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's a big sign from the 2016 election still up on a main road near here, and it tickles me pink to see all the owner did was put some thin red tape over Pence's name in a big X. Not enough money for a new sign? Too bad. Not smart enough to paint over the P E and repaint it as V A? Lmao.

One of these days I really must go vandalize that thing, orange paintballs are cheap and they make non-water-soluble ones for marking trees. Honestly just haven't been able to give enough of a shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

no, this is patrick

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I have achieved that, when I was younger and skinnier, and it's not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let's hope you're good at that -- and if you are, you're going to end up with a mouth full of cum.

Now, I'm gay, so these last two points didn't bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yes, but I would rather they die the hero than live long enough to become dogshit

 
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