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[–] [email protected] 118 points 6 days ago (4 children)

My GF worked for a thrift shop, and when I picked her up after work she was admiring a 2 foot statue of Venus that had just been donated. So I bought it for her. That evening she was cleaning it up and noticed the wooden box at the foot of the figurine was hinged, but locked. I opened it with a bent paper clip and inside was a bag containing - a butt plug and anal beads. Then we figured out that if you twisted the head, it pulled a dildo out of the body.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Damn. That would be me!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

You gotta admire the creativity and craftsmanship

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

"I'll give you $5 if you sniff it."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago