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[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's because the "all star team of designers and engineers" spent 80% of their time in meetings to keep management up to date with the progress of the project, listen to yet another wild ass idea from marketing and because they adopted a new and fashionable Software Development Processes without understanding the principles behind it so have a daily 1h standup.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Scrum master: alarm goes off oh.. well, guys, this stand up's been going so long our next one started so let's just slide on into it..

Senior Dev: dies