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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Instead we use a worldwide network of interconnected computers and systems to micromanage everyone's lives and convince them all that billionaires are good for the economy, infinite money is possible, immigrants are bad, global warming is not real, perpetual war is normal, no one landed on the moon, the earth is flat and nazis are OK.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You forgot birds aren't real.