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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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idfk what this post is. this string of words crossed my brain and I had to get it out somewhere so I shit it out here

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think the legality of that would depend on if any public nudity was in play as well as mens rea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I shall relitigate what I said to the Bureaucrat about pissing on a tree

ahem "that's not pissing yourself that's pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine". if you have taken your genitals out to the public, you're not going to be fully saturating yourself. no exposure is needed for one to piss themselves.

thank you for your consideration

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

If you do it on purpose it's illegal, if you do it by accident or they can't prove you didn't it's fine.