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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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idfk what this post is. this string of words crossed my brain and I had to get it out somewhere so I shit it out here

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 40 minutes ago

Its true not pissing yourself is discrimination

[–] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago

You pissed it out here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

And amnesty for the incarcerated/charged pants pissers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

This is one of the greats, on par with "LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I think the legality of that would depend on if any public nudity was in play as well as mens rea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I just go over by a tree and I've never once even been looked at sideways.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

I am sorry Bureaucrats, but I would have thought that you of all hive minded institutions would respect specific wording. that's not pissing yourself that's pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine