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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)

Woke air sandwich!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!

A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you... wish you had some meat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Stay alive long enough and you'll wish you had air.
I'm already wishing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

In several areas of the city, pollution levels were more than 50 times higher than the World Health Organization’s recommended safe limit.

Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, I only need to worry about myself though, since this is the ideal habitat for Delhi-ites. In fact, they still walk around with smoke-sticks in their mouth because the levels are not high enough for them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

They're probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! 😆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

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