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submitted 13 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Isn't that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?