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Marjorie Taylor Greene Suggests Releasing All Ethics Reports, Not Just Gaetz's: "If We're Going to Dance, Let's All Dance In The Sunlight' (www.latintimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Yeah, I'll take a Cortez".
"Is Pelosi okay?".
"Ugh, have a Sanders".
"No, all out".
"Okay, I'll take a Pelosi".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I had a chem teacher in highschool that loved "Pelosi." He never drank coffee, just 2-3 cans of, as he put it, "cola joy."

He was the kinda teacher that if you didn't understand something and asked questions, he'd say the exact same thing, only SLOWER and LOUDER. I hated chemistry until i got to college and met real teachers, and I've hated "Pelosi" since.