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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I like how the URL cuts off the sentence. That’s an even better brand new sentence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

She does look somewhat fascinated in the picture. Confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is she pointing at the cheese in the second pic? Is this the new red circle?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's important for the sense of scale

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Are fingers the new bananas?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

He tells her, she needs to gain weight.