this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 174 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They're not mutually exclusive.

As some say, romance is death...

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (6 children)

To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Never stick your dick in crazy more than once.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Truth. There's often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Don't be a fool, use your tool

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It's just not worth it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, but maybe rotated 45 degrees for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!