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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

rat kings are a real phenomenon where rats have their tails somehow tangled together, you have created the human king (somehow worse than regular monarchs)