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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If I shoot a nazi on my front yard, do I automatically become licensed as a funeral director?

(the nazi aint getting a funeral btw, its going in the trash)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't put a body in the trash! That's compostable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pro tip: if you get too many ~~magats~~ maggots, open the compost container, birds will enjoy the feast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Only if you dispose of the nazi carcass, by actually hosting a memorial (pro tip, if you spike the punch with methanol you can get more left over nazi parts)

If you leave the body out, as sort of a "scare nazi/scare crow" kinda concept, I believe that you don't get the funeral director badge, but you do get to express your views and feed the local scavengers. May I suggest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment#History for further inspiration.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

You become at least a hero, for sure.