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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not what the meme implies but yes. I went to a place in Akihabara that was mostly just one dude at a counter grilling and smoking food. He didn't speak English so the nice Singaporean gentleman next to me was translating for us. It was a great meal

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The tiny hole in the wall places that Japan's zoning laws permit are soooo cool. Like 4 chairs in the whole place and 2 are reserved for regulars. They're like studio apartments, but it's a restaurant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Post american revolution v2, I'd love to see our zoning laws disappear to make way for things like this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If the US got rid of zoning laws our cities wouldn’t look like Tokyo, they’d look like Dallas. And believe me, one Dallas is more than enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...dallas has zoning, houston does not: contrast the two cities...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh damn, you're right, I mean Houston!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...well everything folks have lamented about dallas is still true, but it's not the result of unregulated development...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I visited both in a row over the summer on business and the misery just kind of ran together in my brain — and I'm saying that as a south floridian,mind so I have a certain tolerance for stupidity and pain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Never been to Dallas, what about it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think the only rule they had when “planning” Dallas was “there are no rules”. Zero zoning rules means one giant skyscraper in the middle of a mile of strip malls, multiple city “centers”, vast areas of it are competely unwalkable due to lack of sidewalks and/or what are basically highways running through them, and no mass transit to speak of. It’s like they took 5 shitty, small cities and glued them together with more shitty city material.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm in Dallas and it fucking sucks, tons of suburban sprawl, tons of roads but public transit is barely functional and hard to design efficiently, a lot of the roads don't even have sidewalks or they just randomly end, the roads are designed in a way that promotes aggressive driving making it even more dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians, the local business scene here is depressing outside of restaurants and entertainment but there's like 20 Walmarts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If there's an image, it doesn't load for me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

this one will load

the house sizes and spacing between houses is highly correlated to the girth of an average citizen.

So everything is as it should be and your eyes cannot unsee that

Get on the treadmill would solve the urban sprawl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the house sizes and spacing between houses is highly correlated to the girth of an average citizen.

No idea if this is true or not but now I will definitely have to start paying attention.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

i might have glazed the bullshit on thick

extra helpings all around

bon appetit, not my fingers mind you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

dang... it's just this: My guess is that the person originally mentioning Dallas is contrasting the city's suburban sprawl and lack of public transit to Tokyo's urban density and bustling nightlife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The chef was screwing a FOB white girl so he's honorary American, not authentic Japanese.

Gotta ask these things up front, "no pork" and "are you or have you ever screw an FOB"?

Otherwise it's not authentic Kobe beef from a Sannomiya station cow. JR not hanshin and definitely not Hankyu.

(in a low suspicious voice cuz never discussed in loud voice) Or that local subway that goes who knows where