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And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight
Because we don't have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
"pheromones is when a lil stinky"
I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight
Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded
Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem
I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad
Atta boy
I'm really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up
Name checks out
What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?
If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?
They draw the pollution map overlay in Factorio
They are frequently wrong.