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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You think that's weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't come back either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, He told us to

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn't allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!