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New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs (www.joemygod.com)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I mean, it's not hard to become a CEO. It's not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.

And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don't feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.