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These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

if the second seat from the right and the second from the left recline and push their leg rests out at the same time, will they smash into each other and break and/or flip the whole couch over backwards?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Look you can't have fun without a little danger

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

do you think we should got back to the Ottomans? the dreaded turk hates recliners

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Modular furniture is the way. Doesn't work as well with recliners but those are overrated anyway.