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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.

This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.

Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you'll miss out on my killer loot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"Please tell your operatives to refrain from using explosives, Commander."