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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Country girls have to ponder the corb

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Courbtry gorbs morb dourb

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

"Everything's on a cob. The WHOLE PLANET'S on a cob, Morty we gotta go!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Ponder the corb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.

This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.

Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you'll miss out on my killer loot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"Please tell your operatives to refrain from using explosives, Commander."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

In British English it's "courb", though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's spherical!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think we should let scientists fuck with the genetics of plants to make cool weird new food, like they have to be sold in their own shop. You could modify the way it reproduces so it can't fuck up regular crops and we could have awesome corbs or make everything into a tomato form keeping the original plants flavour.

Let's get freaky with our food.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Getting freaky with the food is the only reason anyone buys a zucchini