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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Bidet is the way, for sure. Butt if you don't have access to that, and you are unfortunately enough to have a messy shit, I suggest spitting on the toilet paper (and give it an extra fold so that it doesn't tear).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

A one night stand told me she does this after admiring my bidet. I found it very animalistic. Haven't tried this method, but now that you've reminded me I'll give it a go the next time I'm forced to use a public restroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most bathrooms have sinks, you can just wet some toilet paper if there's no bidet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Sure, I'll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.